File this one under: Things I Love But Would Never Serve Another Human Being:

(or at least a human being I was trying to, like, “entice”/woo)

I’m not too lazy to flip my omelet—It’s um, egg white pizza. Or maybe I can get away with calling it a frittata? Either way, it’s fantastic—and easy. I have reached a new height of Bachelorette Cuisine and am totally not going back to ugly, old egg white scrambles.

I’ll work on presentation when I have a reason…

What foods do you make when you’re cooking for just yourself?