Why do doctors have to look at me like I have two heads when I say we don’t serve sugar-free muffins? Sugar-free muffins are not the answer to diabetes, especially if eaten on an empty stomach without any fat or protein to buffer the carbs—they’re still made from f***ing flour.

Just another day in the life. Oh, this week. Haha who else is ready for a drink?

Widow Jane—a new favorite bourbon, enjoyed with some friendly faces over dinner at Mama Joy's earlier this week.

Widow Jane—a new favorite bourbon, enjoyed with some friendly faces (and obligatory side of water) over dinner at Mama Joy’s earlier this week.