While reading an email a little while ago, I clicked on a “Pizza By the Signs” link. It’s pretty hilarious. My favorite is Pisces. Be amused…

Aries:
You want your pizza to go, with extra hot peppers.
Taurus:
You order one with everything on it, and then another in case you’re still hungry.
Gemini:
You like half mushroom and half olives but are usually too busy chatting with the waiter or delivery person to eat it.
Cancer:
You bake your own, making the dough from scratch and using tomatoes from your garden.
Leo:
You prefer gourmet pizza from trendy Italian places, but you only eat a piece so that your stomach still looks flat in your fitted jeans.
Virgo:
You order plain cheese pizza and request extra napkins for blotting the grease.
Libra:
You order one all-meat and one all-veggie because you can’t decide which one you want.
Scorpio:
You get your pizza with pineapple, anchovies and secret sauce — and you also manage to get the delivery person’s phone number.
Sagittarius:
A Brazilian or Mexican pizza that can be put into an environmentally-friendly to-go box works for you.
Capricorn:
You like any pizza that can be folded calzone-style so that you can eat while you work.
Aquarius:
Mmmmm … doesn’t a wheat-free pizza with soy cheese topped with organic vegetables sound delicious?
Pisces:
You get lost on the way to the pizza shop and end up at a Thai restaurant instead.

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